(Source: awkward-elevator)
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
I don’t know which colour scheme I like better ;;
I want to use her for a double (triple? quadruple?) OC meme.
Posted 1 week ago
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning
Posted 2 weeks ago
FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
omg
internet browser fanfiction; only on tumblr
Aswknalk4uopwi,sdsfjsklejtwlnm.l;/rjkhsn I’m dead.
ohmyasdfghjkl
FanFiction: Doing It Right
Forever rule 34
Posted 3 weeks ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Tumblr’s National Anthem
Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
ALL RISE!
(Source: randomness-is-epic)
Posted 3 weeks ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.
Posted 4 weeks ago
Posted 1 month ago
What the sweet flaming tortilla is this!?!?
(Source: amberkatie-xo)
Posted 1 month ago
trolololololololol... well that's not really a question, is it..
bergsturz askedohohohoho, trololololol! yohohoh, OHOHOHO! trolololololololololoLOL~!
Posted 2 months ago
Because no child should live in fear of being kidnapped and forced to kill their own parents:
“KONY 2012 is a film and campaign by Invisible Children that aims to make Joseph Kony famous, not to celebrate him, but to raise support for his arrest and set a precedent for international justice. Pledge your support at http://www.kony2012.com/ and continue to share this story.
GOAL: 500,000 shares”
Posted 3 months ago
If you can look at this and say the media is not controlled by people who want to keep you docile and ignorant, I don’t know what else to tell you.
(Source: paxamericana)
